Spoof & Co.
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Serial No. 404 · 2026 Archive Release
$50
They tried to clone the blueprint. Borrowed the name, the look, the language — assuming the soul was transferable. But conviction can’t be counterfeited. Hunger isn’t licensable.
This is the return of the original. Pulled from the archives, stripped of distortion, and rebuilt by the hands that authored it first. Before imitation became industry. Before the script was public.
This isn’t retaliation. It’s repossession.
Spoof & Co returns to its rightful owners — not redesigned, only restored. Every gram of steel carries the weight of proof. We don’t chase credit. We collect it.
Spoof-Labs™Serial No. 404 · 2026
- Chain
- Stainless steel, lobster clasp, extension
- Charms
- Ten squares, fixed
Materials & Care
Material — Stainless Steel
An engineered alloy forged from iron and carbon, reinforced with a minimum of 10.5% chromium. Nickel, molybdenum, and trace elements are introduced to strengthen both structure and narrative. Each component is selected for endurance, precision, and permanence — the same principles behind every calculated move.
Properties
- Corrosion Resistance
- Chromium forms a passive oxide layer that shields the surface from rust, tarnish, and decay. Even under pressure, it stays clean.
- Durability
- Built to withstand impact, abrasion, and repetition. Resistant to scratches and daily wear. It doesn’t bend — it adapts.
- Aesthetic Finish
- Polished to a controlled mirror or matte surface. A balance of restraint and authority. Maintains its presence through time and use.
- Weight
- Stainless steel carries intention. Heavier than common jewelry metals, it sits with purpose — felt, not accidental.
Maintenance & Care
- Stainless Steel
- Designed for motion, weather, and long-term wear. Clean with mild soap and warm water or a gentle jewelry solution. Dry with a soft cloth to preserve finish.
- Resin Components
- Resin is a reactive surface. Avoid prolonged exposure to heat, friction, and direct sunlight. Store carefully to maintain clarity and form.